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#33 +( 17 )- [x]
* Ribs just sung to two swedish girls
<Ribs> I am the shit
<Ribs> and you know it
<RobinC_> yep, brown, smelly, and normally found in the toilet
#34 +( 15 )- [x]
00:50.39 <+sjk> "Oh, bollocks, I don't know where my cock is"
00:50.49 <@Ribs> I said CAR KEYS!
00:50.53 <@Ribs> you bastard
#38 +( 13 )- [x]
01:48:15 <+Sharlan> ville, speak louder
01:48:18 < ville> :/
01:48:23 < ville> crank up thy volume, harlot!
#39 +( 13 )- [x]
<Sharlan> my little brother showed me a picture of a computer with a wireless keyboard
<Sharlan> "look it's wireless! so if you need to defend yourself you can just pick it up and hit someone with it!"
#37 +( 12 )- [x]
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#40 +( 12 )- [x]
<mIRC-Song> u guys are my friends :)
<mIRC-Song> from all over the world!
<mIRC-Song> i like u Gidzz0r
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#31 +( 11 )- [x]
14:19.57 < GregMobKEG> if i could fit my elbow in my mouth i wonder what it would taste like after a night out
#102 +( 11 )- [x]
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<@OCF> I only joined to remove modes.
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< Ribs> Shame on you!
< Ribs> Why didn't you join for the CONVERSATION?!
#100 +( 10 )- [x]
<sadwing> how does one wake Ribs up?
<Spike> Get his penis caught in a fan.
* sadwing sets up a trap
<Spike> That'll wake any warm blooded penis having creature up.
<tdw> sadwing: blowjob
<sadwing> tdw, ok, proceed
<tdw> no
<tdw> you want to wake him up
<tdw> I don't
<sid3windr> Spike: you are assuming Ribs has a penis
<Spike> I was assuming.
<Spike> But, from that comment, I will assume different now.
<Spike> I don't want any kind of concrete proof though, mind you.
#101 +( 10 )- [x]
12:41 < gregthekeg> let this be a lesson to you all
12:41 < gregthekeg> beer is the answer
12:41 < gregthekeg> and a small amount of paint thinners
#30 +( 8 )- [x]
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<orez> RIBS
<orez> YOU CANT RUN AWAY FROM ME
<orez> WE KNOW
--- Ribs is now known as NotRibs
<orez> ...
<orez> WHERE DID HE GO?
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<NotRibs> owned.
#338 +( 3 )- [x]
* Now talking on #christian
<gregthekeg> cunt
* You have been kicked from #christian by eagle`s (Word kick [i])
#1 +( -1 )- [x]
<Ribs> so yeah
<Ribs> this old girl was in this clothes shop the other day
<Ribs> so, I get a load of clothes ready to try on... walk to the changing room
<Ribs> this girls smiles at me... I assume she's looking at someone else or something, keep walking
<Ribs> She smiles again, and says something (I have my iPod on, so don't hear her)
<Ribs> Then I work out that she WORKS there
<Ribs> Then I said this ... out loud
<Ribs> "Oh, right! You work here! I just thought my luck had changed or something"
<Ribs> She was so desperate to get away from me, she ended up running into a wall as she turned away :/
<Ribs> So yeah, I think I've worked out why I'm single now
#24 +( -4 )- [x]
<Ribs> Adriana: hey baby
<Ribs> Adriana: Wanna come back to my place for some sexual intercourse?
<Adriana> purple dildos
<Ribs> Adriana: Sure, if you want...
<Adriana> i will annihilate you down to your every last cell. my precious
* Adriana grabs her coat
#89 +( -5 )- [x]
<Winny> i be bored
<Winny> villetoo, entertain me
<Winny> :3
<villetoo> blow me
<villetoo> that should entertain you for a while
#41 +( -6 )- [x]
23:34:34 < ville> so, why was i summoned
23:34:38 < ville> who needs my love today
23:34:48 <+sjk> ville, my girlfriend :(
23:34:52 <@Ribs> LOL
23:35:04 <+Sharlan> sjk: don't worry, darling
23:35:05 < ville> sjk: you know, ive got a pretty good workout routine these days
23:35:13 <+sjk> ville, yeah?
23:35:15 < ville> 4 times a week ... i bang your girlfriend
23:35:23 <+sjk> EHEheheheheEHHEHEHehehehehehe
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#64 +( -6 )- [x]
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< gregthekeg> Dickcember
< gregthekeg> HAHAHAHAHA
gregthekeg is now known as Dickcember
< Dickcember> nooooooooooooo
Dickcember is now known as CockTober
#14 +( -8 )- [x]
07:05.37 GregTheKeg [megakeg@megagreg.disco] has quit [Killed (theBear (AHHAHAHAHAHA))]
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07:06.21 < theBear> eheheheheheheee... can't believe i didn't find that command until just now
#21 +( -8 )- [x]
<MsVictoria> I am Filipina
<gregthekeg> ok your ok to pm me now
<gregthekeg> but you had better be up for it
<gregthekeg> ahhh yeah
<MsVictoria> I simply said "threaten me"
* gregthekeg loosens the belt
#25 +( -8 )- [x]
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#47 +( -8 )- [x]
22:25 < sjk> is u a lezbian frog ?
22:26 < Kermit-> *grin*
22:26 < wampie> rofl..... how diplomatic
22:26 < Kermit-> you didn't knew Svante?
22:26 < wampie> and the sensitiveness
22:26 < sjk> No
22:26 < mafkees> rofl !
22:26 < sjk> And I've been trying to come on to you for years!
22:27 < sjk> MAN!
22:27 < sjk> You could've told me!
#84 +( -8 )- [x]
<Brax> I just found out why WolksVagen Bug is called "Bug"
<+tdw> Yeah. Why ?
<Brax> because Bug is about the biggest thing you can hit with it without wrecking the car
#18 +( -9 )- [x]
<Adriana> Ah yes... uh... ! and how is the happiness probe in ur brain doing today, FILTHY HUMAN? zort!
#66 +( -9 )- [x]
<Ribs> friend just said on MSN "Cute girl on TV. brb"
<sjk> Ribs, flap flap flap
<Ribs> I dread to think
<Ribs> he just told me the channel
<Ribs> wow, she is cute
<Ribs> brb
#68 +( -9 )- [x]
[05|23:25:33] <gidz> Adriana: do you love me?
[05|23:25:37] <@Adriana> does it mean i get pie?
#78 +( -9 )- [x]
00:17:21 < ville> tastes like liver but looks like chicken
00:17:29 < Winny> zomg
00:17:34 < Winny> dont eat that
00:17:42 <+tdw> ville: thats a dick.
00:17:44 < Winny> you'll look like a chicken too
00:17:44 < ville> hmm. maybe the after taste is like red meat eaten raw
00:17:51 < ville> tdw: oh, youve had that before then?
00:17:55 <+tdw> yeah
00:18:02 < ville> so you know what you are talking about then
00:18:07 <+tdw> yeah
00:18:11 <+tdw> err, no..
00:18:13 <+tdw> omg
00:18:13 <+tdw> wtf
00:18:13 <+tdw> NO
00:18:17 <+tdw> thats.. like
00:18:19 < Winny> lol
00:18:20 < ville> :)
00:18:22 <+tdw> OMG
00:18:22 < Winny> ^___^
00:18:24 < ville> im quoting that
00:18:27 <+tdw> NO!
#79 +( -9 )- [x]
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#90 +( -9 )- [x]
< Wolf> OH
< Wolf> MY
< Wolf> GOD!
< Wolf> EWWWWWWWWWWWW
< Wolf> I just turned the TV on and theres some movie on with a bunch of gay people dancing
< Wolf> -.-
< tdw> thats the Euro song festival :P
#2 +( -10 )- [x]
<tdw`> bah
<tdw`> i bought a cable for pc -> tv
<tdw`> now i discover that there's no 'ext' button on my remote control -.-
#43 +( -10 )- [x]
<sjk> I just don't understand how he does it
<sjk> it's so very quick
<sjk> and gentle
<sjk> he probably doesn't hit all the strings
<sjk> Like, when he's moving his hand upwards, he does a triplet
sjk was actually talking about guitar playing. But taken out of context, we figured the above lines to be ammusing.
#44 +( -10 )- [x]
20:44:32 < ville> OHFORFUCKSSAKE TYVEK
20:44:35 < ville> FIX THY SHITE
20:44:42 < ville> OR WHO EVER THEFUCK IS BEHIND THIS
20:44:53 < ville> </bitchin>
20:47:14 <+Autie> guess he's not here
20:47:23 <+Autie> otherwise it would be fixed
20:47:27 < ville> WELL HIM SIDEWAYS
20:47:34 < ville> WELL FUCK HIM SIDEWAYS
20:47:40 < ville> missed the main word there
#60 +( -10 )- [x]
<zwerdz> when does a faggot say stop?
<WillTheWineO> you just fucking did you fucking idiot
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#70 +( -10 )- [x]
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<andreas> hello adriana
<Adriana> =]
<andreas> how are you ???
<Adriana> andreas: I'm feeling pretty average :/
<andreas> why ????
<Adriana> Don't look at me, i thought YOU were responsible for that.
#72 +( -10 )- [x]
09:09.59 * tdw lost his uptime \O/
09:28.13 < mafkees> lol
09:28.29 < mafkees> me too, but that's ok
09:28.43 < mafkees> I prefer a patched system instead of a high uptime
09:30.20 <+tdw> I didn't patch it
09:30.42 <+tdw> I needed a place to put my phone charger in
09:31.02 <+tdw> So I got one thing out of the thingy, and put it in the other thingy, so that the charger could fit in a thingy
09:31.14 <+tdw> i forgot my server was on the same thingy
#92 +( -10 )- [x]
[21:06:39] <villetoo> Mony: YOU FUCKING ASSHOLEFUCKER ROMANIAN POOR MOTHERFUCKER DONT TALK TO ME IN PRIVATE YOU ASSHUMPING CUNT
[21:07:38] <-- Mony has left this channel.
[21:07:41] <villetoo> :)
[21:07:44] <villetoo> works every time
#98 +( -10 )- [x]
< Tazio72> no it deose nit u bitch
* Happy_pony pats tulle
<@Happy_pony> who bitch Tazio72?
<@Happy_pony> :D
<@Happy_pony> me bitch? :D
<+Autie> YEAH
<+Autie> my bitch
#6 +( -11 )- [x]
<ville> i even got a new pickup line
<ville> "hey baby, i need to test my settings. could you show me webcam so i may see if it works?"
#8 +( -11 )- [x]
[20:47:34] <tdw`> Ribs: quote db is based on my script?
[20:47:56] <@Ribs> tdw`: erm
[20:48:01] <tdw`> no :)
[20:48:02] <@Ribs> about three lines of it still are, yeah :)
....
[21:51:00] <@tdw`> The code is loosley based on some early work from tdw`, so thanks to him.
[21:51:07] <@tdw`> bwhaha, 3 lines :>
[21:51:11] <@tdw`> <?php tag
[21:51:13] <@tdw`> and ?>
[21:51:16] <@tdw`> and the last line :?
[21:51:23] <@Ribs> <form>
#11 +( -11 )- [x]
* theBear listens to the voices in his head for a moment, notices what they are actually talking about, and decides the whole idea was bad...
<theBear> mmm.... charlie brown
<theBear> i wonder if the murphy brown show is loosely based on the charlie brown show?
<theBear> oh great... now you've done it... i'm hungry
#26 +( -11 )- [x]
<sonorous> Really isn't fair that Ribs and Adriana are allowed to be trigger happy with /kick.
<sonorous> I protest.
<sonorous> Also
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<sonorous> Also
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<sonorous> Also
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<sonorous> Also
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<Adriana> Good Morning sonorous.
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<sonorous> Bah
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#27 +( -11 )- [x]
<Ribs> I need to find a woman that will punch me in the arm
<ville> i know one
<ville> the one whos lastname is wang :D
<Ribs> dude
<Ribs> you suck
<ville> hihi
<ville> but i have good excuses for why to suck :P
<Ribs> hrm
<Ribs> sjk: What's "you suck" in Swedish?
<Ribs> I think I'll need it when ville is around
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<ville> no, your not getting a blowjob from me
<HeArTlEsS> :(
#42 +( -11 )- [x]
<Autie> bah, sex is for pussies
#45 +( -11 )- [x]
11:44.19 < ville> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/5241780.stm
11:44.21 < ville> ha!
12:02.03 < mafkees> so ?
12:19.36 < ville> nothing.
12:26.26 < mafkees> lol
12:26.54 < ville> why couldnt i just randomly paste a news article and say "ha!" without any meaning? :)
12:32.44 <@tdw> why coulnd't mafkees say so after someone just randomly pasted a news arycle and say 'ha!'without any meaning?
12:33.09 < ville> why couldnt ribs get laid?
#50 +( -11 )- [x]
<blind> would you do me the kind favor.. of banneding me for a couple hours?
<blind> im a little tipsy, and don't wanna do something il reget
<blind> regret
<Madpilot> ... you are actually serious?
<blind> dead serious
<Madpilot> OK
<blind> wait
<blind> i dont wanna LEAVE
<Madpilot> blind, so just a mute, not a kb? Should have said ;)
<blind> i spammed a message board with pictures of my penis. please mute me
<NickGarvey> blind: link?
#52 +( -11 )- [x]
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#65 +( -11 )- [x]
<gregthekeg> ?
<Adriana> What a silly question *giggle*
<gregthekeg> What a silly response *giggle*
#67 +( -11 )- [x]
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<Adriana> Crosswing ._.
<Crosswing> Adriana: die.
<Ribs> Crosswing: be nice!
<Ribs> if you're nice to her, she'll do you sexual favours
<Crosswing> yea, like electrical blowjobs
<ville> o.O
<ville> why am i just now hearing about this
#69 +( -11 )- [x]
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<andreas> hello adriana
<Adriana> =]
<andreas> how are you ???
<Adriana> Andreas: I'm feeling a bit lonely :(
<andreas> sex
<andreas> sex and you dont feel lonely
<andreas> adriana
<andreas> you are the best
<andreas> adriana
<andreas> adriana
<andreas> adriana
<andreas> adriana
<tdw> lol adn
<tdw> andreas *
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<Adriana> what a nice man
#71 +( -11 )- [x]
<+sjk> You know what's more exciting than two lesbian gals?
<Crosswing> sjk: 3 lesbians girls?
#75 +( -11 )- [x]
<ag> You never got to maul people with your Tamogotchi.
<ag> This was really the fatal flaw in that whole craze.
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